Christmas Jokes from Steven... 2009

Looking through Christmas recipes I found some jokes (riddles actually) from Steve from last year.  Again, some of them are funny.... like:

(NOTE: Answers are below the riddles.... )

1.What do you get when you cross and archer with a gift wrapper?

2.  What do elves learn in school?

3,  Why was Santa' little helper depressed?

4.What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

5. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

6.  What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

7.  Why does Mr. Claus like to work in his garden all summer?

Answers:

1.  Ribbon Hood


PS....     scroll down...answers are a little bit hidden so you can guess...




2.  the Elf-abet





3.  He had low elf- esteem.



4.  Lost!



5.  Jungle Bells...Jungle Bells...



6.  "It's Christmas Eve!"




7.  Because he likes to Hoe-Hoe- Hoe!