Saturday, May 29, 2010
Shopping at 30,000 ft.
Aculife. It is a pen-like device that you press against you body to help you detect and heal hundreds of conditions..(aka ailments.) It's advertised as "the latest in ancient technology," and FDA approved. It's the latest in ancient technology, or so they say.
They know that sounds bizarre, to say it's the latest in ancient technology, but assure their potential costumers that it's better than carrying around something the size of a toaster oven to do the same thing. They also say, "the best way to find out if the Aculife is right for you and your health is to try it."
This is an ad for gravity defying shoes. Yes, now you can "stop imagining" that you can defy gravity.... and buy these shoes with springs in the heals and you really can!
But only stop imagining for moment, you will need the power of your mind to do this "telekenetic obstacle course!"
Tired out, you can relax on this "capacious Hammock." First of all however, you have to know what capacious means!
Now for your toes... they say this is comfortable, offering soothing relief....
The do make such toe separators for nail polish, much less expensive too. This pair of socks is 19.95.
Then there was the amazing offer of a cookie diet.
This is the latest in fashion.... for those who wear face masks.
They also offered these environmentally friendly, but very unattractive lawn items.
And if your cell phone is making you a prisoner, you really need this:
Now you will never get away... just strap it on!